I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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