I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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