CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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