worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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