last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
All I want is dick and wine.
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