stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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