you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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