Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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