I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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