the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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