so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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