I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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