is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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