i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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