I wish I only lived at night.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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