In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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