Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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