return my video game
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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