I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
