sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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