I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
