KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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