So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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