You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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