you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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