is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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