so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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