So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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