The best revenge is premature balding
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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