well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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