There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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