My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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