he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Who died my cat blue again?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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