she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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