Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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