It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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