Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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