Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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