Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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