I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
