This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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