I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
