Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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