I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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