Ambien. No doubt about it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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