I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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