Those balls look pretty dangerous.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
