you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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