Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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