so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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