wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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