You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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