i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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